So you have all probably heard that we lost a our first game. There are rumours abound that 'the fix' was in
and that our manager Gorgeous George placed a bet with some seedy characters before the game. Is it true? Only Gorgeous knows.
Certain players could be blamed for the loss, such as Matt
O'Connor. Should he have played with an injury? And did Gorgeous know about this injury before he placed his bet? Did
Richie miss that sitter on purpose?Personally I blame the crowd. The threat of Los Hooligonettes failed
to materialise and I feel that the lack of streakers had an adverse effect on the team. So come on girls let's have
SOME streaking and I am sure that the team will win!!!
Remember...
EAT FOOTBALL, SLEEP FOOTBALL, DRINK LAGER!
The Grapevine
This is dedicated to those that make things up as they go along, participate in Chinese whispers and
the good old internet, aka the rumour mill.
The story that has been circling is that our legion of fans the LOS HOOLIGONETTES formerley known as THE TOUCHLINE
TOTTY are trying to organise a punch up with the away fans on Saturday.
Rumour has it that one of the LOS HOOLIGONETTES was confronted and abused on a bus which,
but for the intervention of the police, would have ended up in a punch-up.
Rumour has it they are massing an arsenal of bottles, chairs and lipsticks to throw at the opposition
fans followed by a pitch invasion. Send in the UN weapons inspectors I hear you cry, but we do not need
to as we have them under video survelliance.
You know who you are and your kind are not welcome unless your pitch invasion involves streaking.
Well we will see if it is true or not WSC.
Remember what Marvin sang, "People say believe half of what you see and none of what you hear".
Don't forget you heard it on The Grapevine
EAT FOOTBALL, SLEEP FOOTBALL, DRINK LAGER!
