Squad

Los Hooligans Mallorca

Squad

The Squad

1. Paul Miller

Position Goal Keeper

Nick Name Garfield

Player Sponser

2. Tony Ingram

Position Right Wing

Nick Name Crash Bang, 'Cause I'm Worth It, Cafe Au Lait

Kit Sponsers L'Oreal Hair Products

3. Thomas Hamilton

Position Centre Half

Nick Name Tommodinho, Bobby Charlton

Kit Sponsers C.U.N.T.S

(Counselling & UNiting Tourette Sufferers)

5. Lee Bourke

Position Defence

Nickname In Confidence

Kit Sponsor Official Secrets Acts

7. Richie Barr

Position Striker

Nickname I'm Bloody Starving, Pepito De Lomo

Player Sponsor McDonalds, KFC, Burger King

9. Chris Barr

Position Striker

Nickname Subtitles, What'd he say?

Player Sponsor English to Scouse dictionary

11. John Collins

Postion Defence

Nickname Bradford, Steptoe,

Player Sponsor Acme Potato Peelers

13. Steve Griffiths

Postion Midfield

Nickname The Dentist

Player Sponser Colgate

15 Jose Afonso

Postion Defence

Nickname TeaPot

Player Sponsor Tetleys

4. Matthew O'Conner

Position Midfield

Nick Name Im a bit fatty

Kit Sponsers Internet Bride Order

6. David Harvey

Position Defence

Nickname Sponge Bob, Silky, Triple By Pass, One Size

Player Sponsor Krusty Krab(SpongeBobs workplace)

8. George Miller

Position Defence

Nickname NONE HE IS THE GAFFER!!!!!!!!! OK Gorgeous

Player Sponsor Acme Sleeping Pills

10. Jamie Kerr

Postion Midfield

Nickname California, White Sheep, Ping It

Player Sponsor All the kebap shops in Mallorca

12. Gareth Anwell

Position Defence

Nickname

Player Sponser

14. Joe Devenny

Position Defence

Nickname Chopper

Player Sponsor Acme Plaster Casts